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WHEN A GUY HITS ON ME

howdoiputthisgently:

IF HE’S UGLY:

IF HE’S HOT:

hahaha this doesn’t really apply, i’m just reblogging for the first picture
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i just went for a run in my neighborhood
as i have done most nights for the past week or two
and tonight i ran past a woman walking her dog and i thought the dog was pooping 
AND FOR SOME INSANELY STUPID REASON I DECIDED TO TELL HER “IT’S OK” THAT HER DOG WAS POOPING AS I RAN BY
only I had just done hills and was really out of breath 
so I’M PRETTY SURE it came out as 
“IT’S OK IF YOU POOP”
LIKE THIS

I TOLD A WOMAN IT WAS OK FOR HER TO POOP AND THEN RAN AWAY FROM HER
HOW DO I REMAIN IN THIS UNIVERSE 

I giggled.
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